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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:10

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do I need a Walmart account?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is the world male-dominated?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

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You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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